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Da Pokerz Rap Track

Someone recently put up a poker-themed rap song on YouTube. And unlike some of Prahlad Friedman’s raps, it’s actually pretty good. And it’s definitely funny.

Have a listen. Lyrics are below the video. The video is just a static picture, so you can scroll past to read the lyrics without fear of missing anything.

Hey I got a question
Is the durr challenge finished yet?
I miss sammy and his unlit cigarette
I don’t really care if you queers hate rapping
Straight maxin wit gabe Kaplan
My hottie’s a blonde and her bodys the bomb
I won her flippin quarters from bobby belande
Think you can beat me, well that is erroneous
I mack hoes like Patrick Antonius
You wont see me coming with the Derringer sparking
But you will see me cumming on Jennifer Harman
Girls come in twos like when noah crafts an ark
I don’t mean the show but ill poke her after dark
Come on annete obrestad shake ya ass
Girl get low like we’re playing razz
I just went broke so in the meantime?
Picking up Asians
With barry Greenstein

Yeah it’s the pokerz
I play it everyday
Got the sturdiest chip stacks
From Tournies to six max
Hate us for nothing
straight flush or bluffing
Please Believe
Ill be caking and crushing

Im durr on the river goin for the killshot
Playing lodden thinks with Antonio and phil laak
Who the hell let alan Meltzer on tv?
every time I see him I think its in 3d
Vanessa selbst looks like a manly dude
But id rather bang her over annie duke
Im glad full tilt
doesn’t check my credit score
I can get a whore with just a single metaphor
all my skinny girls are astounding with brain
But I date fat chicks just to balance my range
If we’re playing heads up then id prolly win
At the party wit Bacardi like im scotty wynn
Just face it children im here to make the millions
Make em see defeat like they were david Williams
When it comes to ranges my brain is higher
So watch me triple merge like an asian driver

Yeah it’s the pokerz
I play it everyday
Got the sturdiest chip stacks
From Tournies to six max
Hate us for nothing
straight flush or bluffing
Please Believe
Ill be caking and crushing


 



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