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Seiborg Music Video

SrslySirius, the brain-child behind the music video making fun of Prahlad Friedman among other gems, recently teamed up with the creators of The Micros to produce a music video for his Erik Seidel tribute track, Seiborg.

Have a listen. It’s pretty epic. Lyrics below the video:

Listen. It ain’t easy being Erik Seidel.

You might believe that you knew Erik before.
But now he’s better, faster, stronger and he’s comin’ for more.
And you’ll be runnin’ for your life when you see Seiborg.

Came up from New York,
He was born the best
Cleaned out the Mayfair
Then he went out west

In less than 2 months he sacked the city.
How many milly did he make then?
“About tree fiddy.”

He hit up the strip to go catch some shows
Then dropped six figures, got fit for clothes.
The finest linen,
He’s duh, winnin’
The city of sinnin’
Seidel be swimmin’ in women
“Make it rain on ‘dem hoes.”

A prodigious ascent
The man would never relent.
He kept givin’ it a hundred and ten percent!
The world was his oyster, he felt content
’til he met his nemesis at the main event.

Chan limped with 9-Jack
Flopped gin, checked back
Sneak attack!
He made off with Seidel’s stack.
Consumed with rage,
He stormed off stage
And swore to get vengeance.
“I’ll be back.”

You might believe that you knew Erik before.
But now he’s better, faster, stronger and he’s comin’ for more.
And you’ll be running for your life when you see Seiborg.
Did you know?
Oh no…

He’s new and improved.
Lord Seiborg, rise!
Objective?
Your bank account’s demise.

Hall of fame,
and tops career money list,
Crushing donkaments with his iron fist

He has no need for PT3!
His positronic brain’s got a HUD!
He’s plus EV when he’s UTG.
You down with OOP?
“Yeah, you know me.”

For the almighty dolla,
Impossibly balla
Takin’ down the Main Event?
“Ship it holla!”

Wanna play high stakes?
Best bring the gusto.
Uh oh!
Andy Beal just went busto!

Oh my God, someone call the Guard!
He’s on a rampage ’cause he got Grimstarred!
It’s just one blind, you’ve too far,
let it go man!
“Too late. Axe in car.”

You might believe that you knew Erik before.
But now he’s better, faster, stronger and he’s comin’ for more.
And you’ll be running for your life when you see Seiborg.
Did you know?
Oh no…

Watch the **** out, Seiborg’s approaching!
No Jackals or Lions, he’s Eagle poaching!
Mops the pots up, you get copped, he flopped nuts
Ivey pops up, begging Erik for coaching.

Winrate’s infinite
Runnin’ a mile a minute.
Safe Port Act repealed, he just bought the Senate.

With the red tape cut,
Phase 3′s in motion.
No money heads up,
Erik boiled the ocean!

The rail overflows,
it’s a sight to see!
He’s murderin’ whales in the 3rd degree!
Straps on the jetpack,
flies overseas,
Bankrupts the Chinese,
Now it’s World War Three.

Move out the way!
Oh God, Black Friday!
The end is upon us, come what may!
Prepared to die, then I hear a hero say:
“Come with me if you want to live.”
Judgment Day!

You might believe that you knew Erik before.
But now he’s better, faster, stronger and he’s comin’ for more.
And you’ll be runnin’ for your life when you see Seiborg.
Did you know?
Oh no…


 



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