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jimmytrick Feb 02, 2007 10:14am

Donkeys of the Day
 
Please feel free to post some. Please rate on scale 0-10

I give this guy a 9. First hand!


PokerStars Game #8239853192: Tournament #42028649, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/02/02 - 05:08:13 (ET)
Table '42028649 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: swiebertje (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: JonnyWeeeps (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: mookie3131 (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: takinalldaca (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: nahito (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: jimmytrick (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Jdeezy22 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: lucus79 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: paulsvstc (1500 in chips)
JonnyWeeeps: posts small blind 10
mookie3131: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jimmytrick [4c Tc]
takinalldaca: raises 80 to 100
nahito: folds
jimmytrick: folds
Jdeezy22: folds
lucus79: raises 80 to 180
paulsvstc: folds
swiebertje: folds
JonnyWeeeps: folds
mookie3131: folds
takinalldaca: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [8h 9s 4d]
takinalldaca: bets 120
lucus79: raises 120 to 240
takinalldaca: calls 120
*** TURN *** [8h 9s 4d] [Kc]
takinalldaca: bets 120
lucus79: calls 120
*** RIVER *** [8h 9s 4d Kc] [2c]
takinalldaca: bets 960 and is all-in
lucus79: calls 960 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
takinalldaca: shows [6c 7d] (high card King)
lucus79: shows [Jh Js] (a pair of Jacks)
takinalldaca is sitting out
lucus79 collected 3030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [8h 9s 4d Kc 2c]
Seat 1: swiebertje (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JonnyWeeeps (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mookie3131 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: takinalldaca showed [6c 7d] and lost with high card King
Seat 5: nahito folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jimmytrick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Jdeezy22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: lucus79 showed [Jh Js] and won (3030) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: paulsvstc folded before Flop (didn't bet)

DoubleU Feb 02, 2007 11:26am

Awesome. The good old "I-missed-my-draw-river-push". Raising 76o UTG first hand in isn't that good either. 8.5/10 at least...

socoolj2 Feb 02, 2007 11:44am

thats live....

he think he can bluff him out...

CMBurns Feb 02, 2007 12:25pm

it is also brave to risk all the your chips in the first hand with second pair. I don't know who is the greater donk.

SidMaynard Feb 02, 2007 12:35pm

I give this guy a 7. I would give him more, but he sucked a 3-outer for a split pot.

InterPoker Game #473371914: Real Money No Limit Hold'em
Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Maddog72 ($24.67)
Seat 2: bIgdIck ($9.56)
Seat 3: bluffyouout ($21.86)
Seat 4: bliss67 ($35.45)
Seat 5: ___xxyxx___ ($8.43)
Seat 6: bigbang ($22.90)
Seat 7: SidMynrd ($32.71)
Seat 8: xib724 ($18.52)
Seat 9: roof819 ($12.96)
bigbang: posts small blind $0.15
SidMynrd: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SidMynrd [Ks Js]
xib724: folds
roof819: folds
Maddog72: folds
bIgdIck: folds
bluffyouout: folds
bliss67: folds
___xxyxx___: folds
bigbang: calls $0.25
SidMynrd checks
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6s 9c]
bigbang: bets $0.25
SidMynrd: calls $0.25
*** TURN *** [Qh 6s 9c] [Tc]
bigbang: bets $22.40 and is all-in
SidMynrd: calls $22.40
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6s 9c Tc] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bigbang: shows [Kh Kc] (a straight nine to King)
SidMynrd: shows [Ks Js] (a straight nine to King)

When he pushed the turn, I was so surprised that I had to double check the board to make sure I actually did have the nuts.

jimmytrick Feb 02, 2007 12:36pm

I don't see how you could fold JJ there. What is he representing with that all in overbet?

jimmytrick Feb 02, 2007 2:18pm

Maniac Alert! I can't beat this guy he is running the table over.


PokerStars Game #8241181467: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/02/02 - 09:11:00 (ET)
Table 'Fraternitas' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ZeroSchatz ($15 in chips)
Seat 2: snookboyth ($20.30 in chips)
Seat 3: antmam71 ($76.45 in chips)
Seat 4: jimmytrick ($24.05 in chips)
Seat 5: stephen32 ($30.30 in chips)
Seat 6: jayra555 ($18.40 in chips)
Seat 7: RoyalBash90 ($5 in chips)
Seat 8: RdotJdot ($24.30 in chips)
Seat 9: melinao ($25.25 in chips)
antmam71 said, "mum called"
antmam71: posts small blind $0.10
jimmytrick: posts big blind $0.25
RoyalBash90: posts big blind $0.25
RdotJdot said, "what the hell is a mum?"
ZeroSchatz: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jimmytrick [Ks Kc]
jimmytrick said, "reminds me of my first wife, i never knew who she was ****ing, but I could be sure she was ****ing someone"
stephen32: folds
jayra555: folds
RoyalBash90: checks
RdotJdot: folds
melinao: raises $0.75 to $1
ZeroSchatz: calls $0.75
snookboyth: folds
RdotJdot said, "where you from antman?"
antmam71 said, "my mum"
antmam71: raises $0.75 to $1.75
jimmytrick: raises $8.25 to $10
RoyalBash90: folds
RdotJdot said, "what country or planet?"
melinao: folds
ZeroSchatz: folds
jimmytrick said, "lets go chief do it do it do it"
antmam71: calls $8.25
*** FLOP *** [4c 6h 8d]
jimmytrick said, "u know u want to"
RdotJdot said, "lol"
jimmytrick said, "57?"
antmam71: bets $16.50
jimmytrick: calls $14.05 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4c 6h 8d] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [4c 6h 8d Ah] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
antmam71: shows [6s As] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
jimmytrick: mucks hand
antmam71 collected $47.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.35 | Rake $2.45
Board [4c 6h 8d Ah 7s]
Seat 1: ZeroSchatz folded before Flop
Seat 2: snookboyth (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: antmam71 (small blind) showed [6s As] and won ($47.90) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 4: jimmytrick (big blind) mucked [Ks Kc]
Seat 5: stephen32 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jayra555 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: RoyalBash90 folded before Flop
Seat 8: RdotJdot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: melinao folded before Flop

Doza Feb 02, 2007 4:10pm

Ok...ok..its a 1$ mtt...but still :) (yep...i pushed because i knew some donk would wake up and call me :) )

POKERSTARS GAME #8231746903: TOURNAMENT #41629860, $1.00+$0.10 HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL I (10/20) - 2007/02/01 - 18:02:58 (ET)
Table '41629860 111' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: angelaacedme (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: muff1n (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: Guvid (1960 in chips)
Seat 4: bungalow59 (1470 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: MN Aaron (2030 in chips)
Seat 6: BOOSHA (1360 in chips)
Seat 7: 0o Star o0 (1460 in chips)
Seat 8: Sanne-Joe (750 in chips)
Seat 9: quadrugby (1460 in chips)
BOOSHA: posts small blind 10
0o Star o0: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Guvid [Qc Qd]
Sanne-Joe: folds
quadrugby: calls 20
angelaacedme: folds
muff1n: folds
Guvid: raises 1940 to 1960 and is all-in
bungalow59: folds
MN Aaron: folds
BOOSHA: calls 1350 and is all-in
0o Star o0: folds
quadrugby: folds
*** FLOP *** [As 5c 2c]
*** TURN *** [As 5c 2c] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [As 5c 2c 5s] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BOOSHA: shows [Ah 4c] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Guvid: shows [Qc Qd] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
BOOSHA collected 2760 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2760 | Rake 0
Board [As 5c 2c 5s 2h]

Insatiable36 Feb 02, 2007 4:19pm

what can i say:

9

PokerStars Game #8242293381: Tournament #42040506, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/02/02 - 11:15:53 (ET)
Table '42040506 5' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Coop630711 (1400 in chips)
Seat 2: jocularjohn (1320 in chips)
Seat 3: insatiable36 (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: lilit (1420 in chips)
Seat 5: WulleOne (1750 in chips)
Seat 6: Parksy20 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: TheLegacy26 (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: popepat (1680 in chips)
Seat 9: kowa30 (1480 in chips)
lilit: posts small blind 10
WulleOne: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to insatiable36 [Kc As]
Parksy20: folds
TheLegacy26: raises 60 to 80
popepat: calls 80
kowa30: folds
Coop630711: folds
jocularjohn: folds
insatiable36: raises 140 to 220
lilit: folds
WulleOne: folds
TheLegacy26: calls 140
popepat: calls 140
*** FLOP *** [Qc 8h Kd]
TheLegacy26: checks
popepat: checks
insatiable36: bets 480
TheLegacy26: calls 480
popepat: folds
*** TURN *** [Qc 8h Kd] [9d]
TheLegacy26: checks
insatiable36: bets 770 and is all-in
TheLegacy26: calls 770
*** RIVER *** [Qc 8h Kd 9d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheLegacy26: shows [Th Ac] (high card Ace)
insatiable36: shows [Kc As] (a pair of Kings)
insatiable36 collected 3190 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3190 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 8h Kd 9d 6c]
Seat 1: Coop630711 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jocularjohn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: insatiable36 (button) showed [Kc As] and won (3190) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: lilit (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: WulleOne (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Parksy20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TheLegacy26 showed [Th Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 8: popepat folded on the Flop
Seat 9: kowa30 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

jimmytrick Feb 02, 2007 4:27pm

Sid, I'd give that guy an eight.


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