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theonlythree Mar 05, 2008 6:37pm

card dead at micro limits? YOU CAN'T WIN
 
Here's why.. People either NEVER FOLD WITH NOTHING, or NEVER BET WITH THE NUTS. FUCK YOU

Poke her blind ante Mar 05, 2008 6:55pm

lol, who needs math

BubbleBoy Mar 05, 2008 7:30pm

define card dead. it's an overused phrase which isn't defined and is only there to make people feel better because they have a reason they can point to when losing.

HhCMotU Mar 05, 2008 7:43pm

Last Satarday i played micros. I was totaly card dead. Played one Table! At least 10 (in words TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN) minutes.

Poker is Rigged.... you cant win!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greets HhCMotU aka Ghostwriter aka theonlythree

SidMaynard Mar 05, 2008 8:38pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by theonlythree (Post 622124)
Here's why.. People either NEVER FOLD WITH NOTHING, or NEVER BET WITH THE NUTS. FUCK YOU

That doesn't sound like you Three, has someone hijacked your account?

Jokeslayer Mar 05, 2008 10:11pm

Being card dead sucks. Get well soon.

theonlythree Mar 06, 2008 4:03am

defining card dead..

* Losing dominating hands constantly
* Losing coinflips constantly
* Flopping TPTK on a monotone board OOP
* Getting called w/ AA/KK/QQ and the board pairing everytime
* Flopping a straight, raising and then the board pairs or the flush completes
* folding K4,J4,J5 for hours
* Only getting playable hands in the blinds
* Losing w/ aces against 23o, J4o
* Getting QQ against AA
* No action with big pairs
* People outdrawing you everytime they play a pot
* Missing the flop with AK,AQ,KQ,AJ

This is what I go through every session. I'm down 14 buy ins now. I want to quit.

I CANNOT READ PLAYERS THAT PLAY ANY FUCKING HAND NO MATTER HOW FUCKING MUCH I RAISE. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN WHEN YOU NEVER HIT ANY FUCKING THING EVER. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN THE CARDS ALWAYS COME FOR THEM.

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK STRATEGY DO YOU EMPLOY WHEN PEOPLE ONLY MIN RAISE OR BET THE MOTHERFUCKING POT. IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. I'M SO MOTHERFUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN IF YOU ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO. I'M CASHING THE FUCK OUT. SUCK MY DICK.

KHSPoker21 Mar 06, 2008 4:17am

Good luck in your future endeavors.

theonlythree Mar 06, 2008 4:26am

Thanks. I'll probably play again in the future. This just isn't right for me. I don't have the patience anymore.

SidMaynard Mar 06, 2008 5:37pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by theonlythree (Post 622357)
SUCK MY DICK.

What a serious case of tilt.


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