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SwoopAE Aug 19, 2008 6:03pm

Martingale Tilt
 
I want to go to bed on a positive note... so I decided to enter an $11 SnG to get my account up over the nearest $100 mark.

I won, after numerous comebacks, only to find myself a few cents short due to my faulty calculations (forgot the rake, lol)

So.. I entered a $3 super turbo and KQ<JT

I then entered a $7 super turbo and... AT<JJ

I entered another $7 super turbo and... QQ<AQ

One cash in a now $15 super turbo will actieve my original goal and I am willing to martingale tilt off up to... well, within reason, in order to accomplish this.

Upon further consideration, I have decided I will not go to bed until this goal is attained.

I am now playing a $15 super turbo SnG. Wish me luck.

This will become very amusing if I end up playing a $200+ turbo SnG

SwoopAE Aug 19, 2008 6:04pm

A2<99

Time for a 28+2 super turbo SnG...

SwoopAE Aug 19, 2008 6:09pm

By the way, reading this thread may have contributed to my martingale tilt

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum...7127#msg437127

Some highlights...

"Even if only one species of dinosaur attained naval capabilities, their travel would doubtless have included the transportation of "livestock" analogous to human society's domain over less developed animals, which would still corroborate fossil evidence.

However, it's entirely plausible that many species of dinosaur became enlightened and would have used their skills to compliment one another's in building a fleet of intercontinental boats. Given the amount of time dinosaurs ruled the Earth compared with humans, it's quite likely that dinosaurs would have overcome the petty prejudices which still plague mankind today, and created a harmonious society in which several species had a legitimate role."

The forums are hilarious.

SwoopAE Aug 19, 2008 6:12pm

K8<A7

Trying one more 28+2... I need to win it to end this, or a cash will mean I only have to cash one more.

LOL, Tiltaments

SwoopAE Aug 19, 2008 6:16pm

ARGH!!!

55<AK for what would have been a cash.

Playing a 42+3 Super Turbo SnG now. Top two will end the madness.

Highlight of the flat earther thread

"How else do you explain that penguins are unable to fly, and why penguin fossil records are basically non-existant? There are no penguin fossils because penguins didn't evolve - they were MADE."

SwoopAE Aug 19, 2008 6:20pm

"Penguins were actually created in the 1960's by Russian scientists who combined the DNA of otters and birds.
The presence of penguins around the ice wall is actually a clever means of providing a reliable food source for conspiracy staff stationed there.

Penguins were deliberately engineered to be very easy to catch (hence their lack of flight), but also to be extremely efficient at catching and eating fish. It is economically easier for conspiracy ice-wall guards to have penguins indirectly harvest fish for them, then shoot or trap the fish-filled penguins with ease."

My 42+3 is starting. I'm beginning to worry that I might have to end this experiment due to poor bankroll management issues that will arise if I continue to fail.

SwoopAE Aug 19, 2008 6:39pm

AQ<53 for the chiplead on the bubble.

This was not meant to be.

Epic fail.

Martingale hates me.

I shall cut my losses now.

DoubleU Aug 19, 2008 7:50pm

You should have your own forum imo. Or at the very least least your own section.

WJF84 Aug 20, 2008 6:21pm

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Xigol Aug 20, 2008 8:58pm

I found it amusing, though its more a blog then anything else. BL Swoop.


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