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IronLen1972 Dec 11, 2009 2:01am

Ever have trouble with the truth?
 
Just reading my hh after I went from a fantastic session into a break even session and then finally into a down a buy in but not wrecked session.

I quit and then started reading into my hh and looking at how the session went, and it's sort of like a flowers for algernon moment. I just keep getting dumber as the session progresses. I make great plays early. Then not so much. Then I turn into the magical wizard of payoffland. The moment I knew I had to shut it off was calling off a stack post flop with an overpair to some chinese guy with a VPIP of FOUR and zero PFR. Yeah it was that damn bad. WTF was I thinking?

The hardest part is reading these damn hand histories and not being able to hide from the ugly truth of it. I may be a good player, but I certainly wasn't one tonight.

The truth hurts.

IronLen1972 Dec 11, 2009 2:02am

also unintentional discovery: playing no fear poker is often a fast bus ride to coolertown.

killcrazy Dec 11, 2009 2:29am

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kmay06 Dec 11, 2009 3:10am

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