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redsky Feb 01, 2011 7:38am

bad beats
 
You may feel that everything in life is just a coincidence, but I do not believe this. I have had so many bad beats that I do not believe this is all some random coincidence! I have defied the odds so many times that I believe there is something metaphysical in natue happening! You can say that I am crazy! I don't care! There is something beyond my understanding happening to me! What can I do about this?

CMBurns Feb 01, 2011 8:00am

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Schrödinger Feb 01, 2011 9:25am

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Originally Posted by redsky (Post 948092)
What can I do about this?


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Iestyn75 Feb 01, 2011 11:15am

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Originally Posted by redsky (Post 948092)
There is something beyond my understanding happening to me! What can I do about this?

I'd tell you what to do about it, but you wouldn't understand.

killcrazy Feb 01, 2011 7:04pm

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Originally Posted by redsky (Post 948092)
You may feel that everything in life is just a coincidence, but I do not believe this. I have had so many bad beats that I do not believe this is all some random coincidence! I have defied the odds so many times that I believe there is something metaphysical in natue happening! You can say that I am crazy! I don't care! There is something beyond my understanding happening to me! What can I do about this?

whether one is able to mitigate ones past actions and their karmic implications is a tricky question. if i drop a baby out of a skyscraper window, i can still deploy its landing jets remotely. disaster has been averted, but the effects of the initial action are not erased. the baby still carries the trauma, i carry the trauma, the people around me see that i am a clumsy fool and will no longer allow me to practise my baby juggling act. ergo my circus loses money, i am forced to sell my clown shoes and cannon and instead fire myself out of a modest sized pistol dressed in last season's fashions.

so i go further, i not only deploy the landing jets thus avoiding the unpleasant abstract expressionist expression of my iniquity, but i buy everyone in the building a low fat, free range, nonmonsantoed ice cream and i build an orphanage with my own hands and bricks. an orphanage that doubles as a centre of excellence for african trypanosomiasis research and develop a universal cure for both the chronic and acute forms of the disease which can be administered telepathically.

i win the nobel prizes for medicine and physics, having also discovered the higgs boson down the back of my sofa. i am invited to address the united nations general assembly, where my oratory is such that all nations immediately renounce war. six months later, after the publication of my treatise on economics entitled "stop stealing shit from each other and maybe you won't feel so miserable all the time", capitalism is abandoned in favour of a system of mutual co-operation and support. the runaway greenhouse effect fireball earth scenario is averted as all nuclear and fossil fuel burning power stations are closed in response to my 2012 paper "for fuck's sake just build solar panels everywhere". as a consequence of which, the human race, freed from the shackles of capitalism, pollution, sickness and hannah montana, evolve into beings of infinite noncorporeal consciousness, able to manipulate matter and energy using mere thought.

and so the question is posed, would all this have happened were it not for the rapid acceleration under gravity of a misplaced infant? can an event which leads to positive consequences be considered anything other than positive, and therefore, is not the action of dropping the child itself also positive? questions such as these may not have answers, but what is certain, is that you have a superficial appreciation for the concept of variance.

Kc

acehole_76 Feb 01, 2011 8:47pm

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Originally Posted by killcrazy (Post 948193)
and so the question is posed, would all this have happened were it not for the rapid acceleration under gravity of a misplaced infant? can an event which leads to positive consequences be considered anything other than positive, and therefore, is not the action of dropping the child itself also positive? questions such as these may not have answers, but what is certain, is that you have a superficial appreciation for the concept of variance.

Kc


I once had AK lose to AQ

killcrazy Feb 01, 2011 9:27pm

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Originally Posted by acehole_76 (Post 948206)
I once had AK lose to AQ

seriously?

Kc

expopcorn Feb 01, 2011 10:49pm

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Originally Posted by acehole_76 (Post 948206)
I once had AK lose to AQ

I had that happen twice in a week AND I had 55 tie with 22 in the same week.

killcrazy Feb 01, 2011 11:28pm

I'm starting to understand what you guys mean. someone hit a flush draw on me today.

Kc

Boilermaker Feb 02, 2011 12:06am

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Originally Posted by killcrazy (Post 948234)
I'm starting to understand what you guys mean. someone hit a flush draw on me today.

Kc

Was it hearts? They always hit hearts.


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