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Forum: PokerTips Lounge Aug 01, 2017, 2:05pm
Replies: 5
Views: 1,445
Posted By killcrazy
Yup. Sports betting is far more profitable...

Yup.

Sports betting is far more profitable than poker now, though poker sites don't ban you when you win too much.

What's the best way to keep in touch with you these days?

Kc
Forum: The Rail Mar 17, 2017, 2:24am
Replies: 0
Views: 1,110
Posted By killcrazy
So It's Been A While...

Anyone happen to know where I could get my hands on some stolen credit cards?

Kc
Forum: The Rail Jun 13, 2016, 4:26pm
Replies: 34
Views: 13,789
Posted By killcrazy
would anyone mind if i bumped this thread? Kc

would anyone mind if i bumped this thread?

Kc
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Mar 04, 2016, 1:05am
Replies: 10
Views: 5,042
Posted By killcrazy
(to the tune of the end of the world, by skeeter...

(to the tune of the end of the world, by skeeter davis.)

# why does my ass,
# hole keep bleeding?

(picture of a woman staring forlornly at a family photograph.)

# why are my stools,
# so...
Forum: Tournament Strategy Jan 23, 2016, 3:07am
Replies: 4
Views: 8,992
Posted By killcrazy
well, there are two things to consider here. ...

well, there are two things to consider here.

firstly, you remember the guy who plays loose and builds a huge stack. you don't remember the dozen or so guys who played loose and busted.
...
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Dec 29, 2015, 4:20am
Replies: 16
Views: 2,720
Posted By killcrazy
pretty girls and bad music. Kc

pretty girls and bad music.

Kc
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Dec 27, 2015, 3:44pm
Replies: 16
Views: 2,720
Posted By killcrazy
you fair went off on one there...dr killcrazy...

you fair went off on one there...dr killcrazy prescribes a bottle of flat coke and a greasy fry up.

here, have a poem i wrote recently.


Why is the post office always closed?

For reasons...
Forum: The Rail Nov 27, 2015, 3:38pm
Replies: 4
Views: 2,415
Posted By killcrazy
My condolences, Kc

My condolences,

Kc
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Oct 13, 2015, 3:13am
Replies: 30
Views: 6,729
Posted By killcrazy
Retarded kickstarter idea number 372 We...

Retarded kickstarter idea number 372

We build and launch a replica of the Pioneer 10 spacecraft complete with a plaque bearing an erratum explaining that whole Pluto fiasco.

Stretch goal: We...
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Sep 13, 2015, 10:23pm
Replies: 30
Views: 6,729
Posted By killcrazy
i doubt most games are as sophisticated as ours...

i doubt most games are as sophisticated as ours was. it would be moderately amusing for us to make a post at the end of day one listing all their wolves and then just fuck off and leave them to it....
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Sep 11, 2015, 5:15pm
Replies: 30
Views: 6,729
Posted By killcrazy
it is; my old flatmate used to play it on a tech...

it is; my old flatmate used to play it on a tech forum under the name mafia.

we talked about it for fifteen minutes once and then he banned me from ever joining their game :(

think 2+2 had a...
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Sep 10, 2015, 4:02am
Replies: 30
Views: 6,729
Posted By killcrazy
Are we going to try and breathe life into this...

Are we going to try and breathe life into this forum again then?

I'll start us off.

How about them Sabres, huh? Yeah? That's nice. Suck my Kessel.

That actress in that film I never got...
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Sep 04, 2015, 1:04pm
Replies: 30
Views: 6,729
Posted By killcrazy
Man that's rough. I told my friend in Syria...

Man that's rough. I told my friend in Syria about your situation and she said that if any of her children were still alive, she would be grateful that none of them had been dealt the shitty bad beat...
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Sep 04, 2015, 12:47pm
Replies: 30
Views: 6,729
Posted By killcrazy
Yeah yeah, this isn't the family Christmas...

Yeah yeah, this isn't the family Christmas letter.



Send her to Edinburgh. I will educate her personally.



Yeah, well, I spent the last year pissing blood but you don't hear me bragging...
Forum: The Rail May 18, 2015, 6:21pm
Replies: 2
Views: 2,583
Posted By killcrazy
I honestly have no idea. British and Irish...

I honestly have no idea.

British and Irish racing is probably the hardest sport to bet. I learnt this lesson quickly and moved on to greener pastures.

Kc
Forum: PokerTips Lounge May 03, 2015, 11:12pm
Replies: 7
Views: 2,580
Posted By killcrazy
you can. if you want to look like a tit. Kc

you can. if you want to look like a tit.

Kc
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Apr 30, 2015, 9:51pm
Replies: 8
Views: 1,641
Posted By killcrazy
like all poker players, i am a member of the cult...

like all poker players, i am a member of the cult of aeneas, and measure time in venusian years.



by doing the exact opposite of what we suggest?

respect is an interesting concept. people...
Forum: The Rail Apr 30, 2015, 6:49pm
Replies: 34
Views: 13,789
Posted By killcrazy
well, first round wasn't too bad. haven't...

well, first round wasn't too bad.

haven't seen any hockey since nyr/pit game 3 and nhl.com have decided to completely ruin what used to be a great stats resource, so this will be entertaining.
...
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Apr 30, 2015, 6:26pm
Replies: 8
Views: 1,641
Posted By killcrazy
someone is going to have to translate for me. i...

someone is going to have to translate for me. i think this kid just said that he's put together 2 winning days in 5 years, and now he's entering a $350 tournament. do i have that right?

Kc
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Apr 30, 2015, 11:24am
Replies: 8
Views: 1,641
Posted By killcrazy
about the same as the odds of a unicorn doing so....

about the same as the odds of a unicorn doing so.

tournament professionals make the money around 15% of the time.

Kc
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Apr 27, 2015, 7:25pm
Replies: 25
Views: 4,330
Posted By killcrazy
danke schoen. it was one massive...

danke schoen.



it was one massive stone, which seems to have had a bit of everything in it, but through the medium of percutaneous nephrolithotomy, they claim to have got all of it.

the...
Forum: PokerTips Lounge Apr 27, 2015, 5:28pm
Replies: 25
Views: 4,330
Posted By killcrazy
well, he just spent 4 days in hospital having...

well, he just spent 4 days in hospital having kidney surgery.

you guys remember that stone i had back in september? ...yup.

Kc
Forum: The Rail Apr 21, 2015, 10:44pm
Replies: 34
Views: 13,789
Posted By killcrazy
at least edmonton's ridiculous run of first...

at least edmonton's ridiculous run of first overalls means there will be something to play for on july first for years to come.

Kc
Forum: The Rail Apr 19, 2015, 6:10pm
Replies: 34
Views: 13,789
Posted By killcrazy
*sigh* Kc

*sigh*

Kc
Forum: The Rail Apr 14, 2015, 12:03am
Replies: 34
Views: 13,789
Posted By killcrazy
it doesn't help that i've been suppressing a...

it doesn't help that i've been suppressing a lecture on probability every time i read penguins boards for the last week or so.



he tries to glove it though. that's why it gets past him. which...
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