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Old Aug 22, 2010, 8:16am   #1
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Default Things that Make You Say 'F My Life' at the Poker Table

Here's a few we thought of. Anyone else got any to add?
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Old Aug 22, 2010, 1:45pm   #2
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this article is worse than an eternity of first year grinders' bad beat stories.

i hope twogun wrote it and your name is merely attached as a discourtesy.

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Old Aug 22, 2010, 2:36pm   #3
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Old Aug 22, 2010, 2:57pm   #4
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1. Female temper tantrums when deep into a tourney.
2. "I want to go out now" by either the above or a cat when deep into a tourney.
3. women or cats who want attention when one is in the middle of a big hand.

4. an inner nose itch doing a big hand

5. pest phone calls from spammers.
6. Phone calls from relatives or friends during tourneys
7. Blacking out during a big hand
8.Server disconnects during AI hands
9.Thunder storm disconnects during anything.
10. Failing PSU while playing
11.Little girls wanting to play the gummy bear song when you're playing on your PC.
12. Relatives who said repeatedly: "are you broke yet": "they're just letting you win"; "you're just getting lucky" and then trying to get one to give or loan them your bankroll..."but I need it" and what do you mean you had a down swing, I need it!".
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Tableninja closes out your table before you see how your aces got cracked.
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Finding out you have a terminal disease and then getting dealt 72o the very next hand.
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