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Old Feb 02, 2007, 7:41am   #51
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When did bodog not accept US players?
I think he was just referring to the fact that now that some of the other sites don't accept US players, Bodog has gotten a lot players who wouldn't otherwise go there.
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Old Feb 02, 2007, 8:34am   #52
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52. As soon as your image is becoming really profitable, you'll have to go to the bathroom, and then find that there's no toilet paper left and have to shuffle down the hall, pants down, to the laundry room to get more toilet paper cursing your idiocy for leaving the blinds up and hoping that the kids playing street hockey outside won't glance your way. Oh yeah. And by the time you get back all the profitable players have left and you have to reestablish your image.

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Old Feb 02, 2007, 8:37am   #53
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52. As soon as your image is becoming really profitable, you'll have to go to the bathroom, and then find that there's no toilet paper left and have to shuffle down the hall, pants down, to the laundry room to get more toilet paper cursing your idiocy for leaving the blinds up and hoping that the kids playing street hockey outside won't glance your way. Oh yeah. And by the time you get back all the profitable players have left and you have to reestablish your image.

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Haha, that is probably the funniest one here. Sad thing is I have had something similar happen to my self .
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Old Feb 05, 2007, 7:59am   #54
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Good god man, thats funny... Hope it never happens to me!
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Old Feb 05, 2007, 11:10am   #55
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"Bodog...Honestly did anyone ever play there before hand?"
Yeh i signed up there because of thier $100 upfront bonus, it was great to have an extra 100 to play with even if i could cash it out until i reached the required points. The competition there is mega fishy due to it being part of a sports betting company.

with regard to #52: too many times!

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Old Feb 05, 2007, 11:54am   #56
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53.or whatever-coz its "NOT RIGGED and how dare i say anything bout it" ,boards on cash games are REMARKABLY different to tourney ones.Two pair on board 60 percent of the time.First card doubles on river majority of time too.Id have to spend 3 my lives watching telly poker to see somthing like that happening all the time.

54.When you have pocket rockets and are in against other PP you lose coz board gives four hearts and opponent has heart allways.

55.When you hit your flush and beat a straight draw that also remarkably appears on board ,river pairs the board

56.In the case of Jokerstars,Lee must have diamonds fetish or somthing.Borads allways blue.Therefore,playing two blue suited cards there is +EV.Even the fish know it ,and laugh at you when they crash yor kings well raised pf with 7d2d with a flush

57.In the endings of tourneys,it allways takes hours for small stack to finally get eliminated.When your M is pathetic tho,and u push,ur done

Btw.I noticed lots of floks that posted in this thread are generally against the online poker is rigged myth.And thats good.Im prolly still in big dillema lol,but I play ofcourse.Its heavy sarcasm toned and thats nice.But when does sarcasm arrise?When we doubt somthing.I was wondering,folks that are sure in online pokers fairness,why have they posted in this thread?I think coz they are bothered,(maybe wrong word bothered is lets just say curious), by some "regular" stuff that happens online ,but dont wanna admit it so they choose to sarcasm color it and beat those nonbeleivers even more to the ground .Btw Im just rambling lol,english isnt my first language.Dunno hope u got my point or half question or whatever it was
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Old Feb 05, 2007, 1:12pm   #57
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Not quite illustrates 55. but in that style right?
PokerStars Game #8289811621: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2007/02/05 - 08:07:37 (ET)
Table 'Handahl' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SBHRHR ($9.60 in chips)
Seat 2: intheworld ($18.15 in chips)
Seat 3: mozart1983 ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: inecita2004 ($25.40 in chips)
Seat 5: Philagumbo ($5.75 in chips)
Seat 6: beefhead55 ($3.70 in chips)
Seat 7: Barbary5 ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 8: wells2877 ($3.65 in chips)
Seat 9: Eickola ($2.40 in chips)
intheworld: posts small blind $0.05
mozart1983: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SBHRHR [Jh As]
inecita2004: folds
Philagumbo: folds
beefhead55: calls $0.10
Barbary5: folds
wells2877: folds
Eickola: folds
SBHRHR: raises $0.30 to $0.40
intheworld: folds
mozart1983: folds
beefhead55: calls $0.30
*** FLOP *** [Ah Qc 4c]
beefhead55: bets $0.30
SBHRHR: raises $0.40 to $0.70
beefhead55: calls $0.40
*** TURN *** [Ah Qc 4c] [8s]
beefhead55: bets $0.70
SBHRHR: raises $0.80 to $1.50
beefhead55: calls $0.80
*** RIVER *** [Ah Qc 4c 8s] [Qh]
beefhead55: bets $1.10 and is all-in
SBHRHR: calls $1.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
beefhead55: shows [Td Qs] (three of a kind, Queens)
SBHRHR: mucks hand
beefhead55 collected $7.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.55 | Rake $0.35
Board [Ah Qc 4c 8s Qh]
Seat 1: SBHRHR (button) mucked [Jh As]
Seat 2: intheworld (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mozart1983 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: inecita2004 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Philagumbo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: beefhead55 showed [Td Qs] and won ($7.20) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 7: Barbary5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: wells2877 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Eickola folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old Feb 05, 2007, 3:29pm   #58
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Classic 55.

PokerStars Game #8290783328: Tournament #42278564, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/02/05 - 10:23:01 (ET)
Table '42278564 11' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Roswel (20747 in chips)
Seat 2: Dog Jola (2610 in chips)
Seat 3: caby14 (22740 in chips)
Seat 4: Emilherman (4740 in chips)
Seat 5: nicopopo (6375 in chips)
Seat 6: FlippyFinger (21783 in chips)
Seat 7: SBHRHR (2700 in chips)
Seat 8: Orak13 (5620 in chips)
Seat 9: ozocre (8300 in chips)
Roswel: posts the ante 25
Dog Jola: posts the ante 25
caby14: posts the ante 25
Emilherman: posts the ante 25
nicopopo: posts the ante 25
FlippyFinger: posts the ante 25
SBHRHR: posts the ante 25
Orak13: posts the ante 25
ozocre: posts the ante 25
ozocre: posts small blind 100
Roswel: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SBHRHR [5d Ad] ,diamonds it should be profitable,remember,nr.56 or somthing
Dog Jola: folds
caby14: calls 200
Emilherman: folds
nicopopo: folds
FlippyFinger: folds
SBHRHR: calls 200
Orak13: calls 200
ozocre: folds
Roswel: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9d Jc]
Roswel: checks
caby14: bets 200
SBHRHR: calls 200
Orak13: calls 200
Roswel: folds
*** TURN *** [Jd 9d Jc] [Qd]
caby14: bets 600
SBHRHR: calls 600
Orak13: folds
*** RIVER *** [Jd 9d Jc Qd] [7d]
caby14: bets 1600
SBHRHR: calls 1600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
caby14: shows [Qc Qh] (a full house, Queens full of Jacks)
SBHRHR: mucks hand
caby14 collected 6125 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6125 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 9d Jc Qd 7d]
Seat 1: Roswel (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Dog Jola folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: caby14 showed [Qc Qh] and won (6125) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
Seat 4: Emilherman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: nicopopo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: FlippyFinger folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: SBHRHR mucked [5d Ad]
Seat 8: Orak13 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: ozocre (small blind) folded before Flop

Im so low on chips theres no theory im folding this,altho when 2 jacks were down I shoulda knew what follows.Plus jerk slowplaying queens gets all cream.You know what,this all makes me sick.Fuck
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