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Old Nov 16, 2006, 10:36pm   #1
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So I log in and turns out I got a chat warning on stars. I'm curiuos as to what it is, becuase i'm generally somewhat polite. I check my e-mail. Apparently "donkey" is no longer allowed at stars. Its too bad that this was in response to constant goarding from a player telling me that my dog was ugly, i'm stupid blah blah blah and then hitting a runner runner flush with T6 soooooooted agianst my AK which I raise PF and bet on the K high flop. Moral of this story: find a new word for donkey.
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Old Nov 16, 2006, 10:54pm   #2
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"Your mother was a snowblower" and "Eff your couch" are two of my personal favorites as neither makes much sense and will usually befuddle someone to the point that they won't respond. This has worked particularly well in real life, haven't tried it in a chatbox. Maybe that's tonight's mission.
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Old Nov 16, 2006, 11:08pm   #3
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I preffer cold hard sarcasm....

"DAMN that was a GOOD play" ..... can't call that offensive........mwah ha ha
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Old Nov 16, 2006, 11:09pm   #4
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"DAMN that was a GOOD play" ..... can't call that offensive........mwah ha ha
Problem is that most of the donks will answer with "Oh thank You!"...
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Old Nov 16, 2006, 11:12pm   #5
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I figure if donkey is abusive, then telling me my dog is ugly is also abusive. I think i'll re-report him.
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Old Nov 16, 2006, 11:26pm   #6
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Old Nov 16, 2006, 11:32pm   #7
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Problem is that most of the donks will answer with "Oh thank You!"...

That makes it even better!!!
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That makes it even better!!!
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Old Nov 17, 2006, 12:09am   #9
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Old Nov 17, 2006, 12:28am   #10
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or you could just let out a "heeeeawww"
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