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Old Jan 21, 2007, 8:27pm   #1
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1. You are always out of position when it matters most. Always.

2. You never get there with your eighteen out draws on the flop.

3. Your opponents always get there with their three outers.

4. Your squeeze bluffs are always called.

5. Your squeeze bets for value are never called.

6. Someone else always busts the calling station while you are sitting card dead.

7. When you are making a stand with top two against the 70/40/4 maniac, he will have middle set every time.

8. Having aces in the big blind will invariably result in your getting a walk.

9. When you double barrel ace high, you are always called by bottom pair no kicker.

10. But when you flop a set, people cannot fold fast enough.

11. They always hit their redraws.

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Old Jan 21, 2007, 8:33pm   #2
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Old Jan 21, 2007, 9:24pm   #3
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12. Sarcasm goes way the hell over people's heads.
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Old Jan 21, 2007, 11:53pm   #4
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Omfg!! !pokerz Iz Not Rigged!!! You Is So Retarded!!!
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Old Jan 22, 2007, 12:12am   #5
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12. Sarcasm goes way the hell over people's heads.
Well, in the case of Axis, the damn bar ain't set real high.
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Old Jan 22, 2007, 3:01am   #6
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13. When you flop a flush, the board will always invariably pair on the river.
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Old Jan 22, 2007, 4:07am   #7
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14. Whenever you make broadway you can count on the other guy having it also and pushing so that the rake wins.
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Old Jan 22, 2007, 1:55pm   #8
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Yeah i hate that, why do so many people push when its obvious you both have the same hand
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15. When flopping a set, the chances of the flush completing on turn and river increase by 50%

16. Everyone can inexplicably read your mind when you open raise from the button with 93.
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Old Jan 23, 2007, 12:35am   #10
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17. Whenever you have top and bottom, the board pairs on the river for TPNK.
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