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Old Jul 25, 2007, 6:03am   #1
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I've never played a hand with this guy before, after the second hand he busts out with this in the chat:

RonnDough: im gonna smoke u son
zolaboy: do you find that helpful to your ego?
RonnDough: im gonna make u squeel like a pig boy
RonnDough: suuuuuuey
zolaboy: seek immediate psychiatric assistance
RonnDough: fold lol
RonnDough: u raise then fold
RonnDough: dummy
zolaboy: are you nine, mentally retarded, or is this a ploy to try and tilt me?
RonnDough: shut your hole already
zolaboy: you're the one instigating the conversation
RonnDough: u suck
zolaboy: i'm betting mentally retarded, i pity you
RonnDough: im a poker shark
RonnDough: ur a fishcake
zolaboy: do you actually believe that or is it just what you tell yourself in the mirror every night?
zolaboy: trying to validate yourself?
RonnDough: my stats speak for themselves
RonnDough: play ur cards !
RonnDough: i looked u up too
zolaboy: ok
RonnDough: u play at pokerstars as well
RonnDough: and u suck
zolaboy: then you should have beaten me easily already
RonnDough: doesnt matter how long it takes
zolaboy: instead you've been impotently talking crap in the chatbox
RonnDough: its not crap its truth
RonnDough: u suuck
zolaboy: low self-esteem?
RonnDough: yeah since i win so much
RonnDough: makes sense
zolaboy: if you're such a "poker shark" why are you playing $10 SnG's w/ we who "suuuuk"?
RonnDough: zolaboy sounds fa/ggish
RonnDough: killing time
zolaboy: a homophobe too, awesome, just one big bundle of cliche's arent you?
RonnDough: little hommo
RonnDough: u have negative earnings lol
RonnDough: hahhaaa
RonnDough: u really do suck
RonnDough: poker dot com
RonnDough: go look
RonnDough: fricken loser
zolaboy: i could care less, i'm 2:1 on you
RonnDough: now shut your hole


i normally wouldn't even humor someone who really wanted to talk shit in a chatbox, but i was bored and only one tabling. what was really funny is the dude was pretty bad, very unimaginative, even for a $10 hu bodog player. it was weird.
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Old Jul 25, 2007, 1:20pm   #2
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Haha... I'll have to keep my eye out for that guy.
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Old Jul 25, 2007, 3:16pm   #3
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RonnDough: im a poker shark
RonnDough: ur a fishcake

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Old Jul 26, 2007, 3:02am   #4
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zolaboy: a homophobe too, awesome, just one big bundle of cliche's arent you?

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Old Jul 26, 2007, 10:20am   #5
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Old Jul 27, 2007, 12:43am   #6
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I think if I hadn't already made screen-names (most of which I've forgotten) on the america-facing sites, "fishcakelol" would be my top choice.
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Old Aug 07, 2007, 2:02am   #7
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PokerStars Game #11350209310: Tournament #57261428, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/08/06 - 21:58:21 (ET)
Table '57261428 86' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: chiasson56 (3315 in chips)
Seat 2: wickedstorm (2990 in chips)
Seat 3: TopPairNine (7682 in chips)
Seat 4: M0RE=C0WBELL (2610 in chips)
Seat 5: bluevirus808 (11320 in chips)
Seat 6: elay802 (8193 in chips)
Seat 7: klk2113 (6528 in chips)
Seat 8: 1MRVEGAS (4178 in chips)
Seat 9: CaptnScarlet (9000 in chips)
chiasson56: posts the ante 25
wickedstorm: posts the ante 25
TopPairNine: posts the ante 25
M0RE=C0WBELL: posts the ante 25
bluevirus808: posts the ante 25
elay802: posts the ante 25
klk2113: posts the ante 25
1MRVEGAS: posts the ante 25
CaptnScarlet: posts the ante 25
CaptnScarlet: posts small blind 150
chiasson56: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 1MRVEGAS [5s Ah]
TopPairNine said, "why over play so hard"
wickedstorm: folds
TopPairNine: folds
M0RE=C0WBELL: folds
bluevirus808: folds
elay802: calls 300
klk2113: folds
1MRVEGAS: folds
CaptnScarlet: calls 150
chiasson56: checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 3c 3h]
CaptnScarlet: checks
chiasson56: checks
elay802: checks
*** TURN *** [3d 3c 3h] [Js]
CaptnScarlet: checks
chiasson56: checks
elay802: checks
*** RIVER *** [3d 3c 3h Js] [5h]
CaptnScarlet: bets 600
chiasson56: folds
elay802: folds
TopPairNine said, "seems like an amateur move"
CaptnScarlet collected 1125 from pot
CaptnScarlet: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1125 | Rake 0
Board [3d 3c 3h Js 5h]
Seat 1: chiasson56 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: wickedstorm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TopPairNine folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: M0RE=C0WBELL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bluevirus808 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: elay802 folded on the River
Seat 7: klk2113 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 1MRVEGAS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: CaptnScarlet (small blind) collected (1125)



Its a $2 tourny, hes coaching it up. anyway i thought it was funny chat.


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Old Aug 07, 2007, 2:46am   #8
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Old Aug 09, 2007, 4:38am   #9
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found a couple old ones:

" I have bluelips tagged as plays stupid and likes to bluff a lot "

"THECURA: blue lips you play like an idiot but its funny as hell"
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Old Aug 09, 2007, 6:07pm   #10
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Not as funny as Zola's, but this happened to me yesterday.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1347911

After the hand, bettycroker goes super-tiltbox on me. He must have used a dozen different ways of typing the word "fuck" in the chat box so it would show. What made it funny to me is that he was cursing out the wrong guy. If suckinout doesn't make the uber-retarded (and tilt induced) call, I don't have the proper odds now to make my call. Had he folded, so would have I.

After another 5 minutes (no lie) of being told that I suck, I finally had enough and told him to either put a new stack where his mouth is or leave. He left.

If you're gonna be a tiltbox donkey, at least know who to go off on.
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