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Old Oct 08, 2007, 7:15pm   #1
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GGNH!

This was classic. Even a nit like me can appreciate the humour in this hand.

PokerStars Game #12511405657: Razz Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/10/08 - 15:08:30 (ET)
Table 'Ilmatar IV' 8-max
Seat 1: jdjulie1 ($13.95 in chips)
Seat 2: OCVI2003 ($37.65 in chips)
Seat 3: maya38 ($19.90 in chips)
Seat 4: paspat ($17.15 in chips)
Seat 5: ssta ($51.60 in chips)
Seat 6: ShadeS42 ($99.30 in chips)
Seat 7: zobje ($28 in chips)
Seat 8: FrenchMafia ($48.85 in chips)
jdjulie1: posts the ante $0.05
OCVI2003: posts the ante $0.05
maya38: posts the ante $0.05
paspat: posts the ante $0.05
ssta: posts the ante $0.05
ShadeS42: posts the ante $0.05
zobje: posts the ante $0.05
FrenchMafia: posts the ante $0.05
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to jdjulie1 [3s]
Dealt to OCVI2003 [Ac 8h 3c]
Dealt to maya38 [Tc]
Dealt to paspat [Kh]
Dealt to ssta [9d]
Dealt to ShadeS42 [8d]
Dealt to zobje [4h]
Dealt to FrenchMafia [5c]
paspat: brings in for $0.25
ssta: folds
ShadeS42: calls $0.25
zobje: folds
FrenchMafia: folds
jdjulie1: calls $0.25
OCVI2003: calls $0.25
maya38: folds
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to jdjulie1 [3s] [3h]
Dealt to OCVI2003 [Ac 8h 3c] [Ad]
Dealt to paspat [Kh] [5d]
Dealt to ShadeS42 [8d] [Kc]
OCVI2003: bets $0.50
paspat: folds
ShadeS42: calls $0.50
jdjulie1: folds
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to OCVI2003 [Ac 8h 3c Ad] [5s]
Dealt to ShadeS42 [8d Kc] [As]
OCVI2003: bets $1
ShadeS42: calls $1
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to OCVI2003 [Ac 8h 3c Ad 5s] [Qs]
Dealt to ShadeS42 [8d Kc As] [8s]
OCVI2003: bets $1
ShadeS42: raises $1 to $2
OCVI2003 said, "lol"
OCVI2003 said, "wtf"
OCVI2003 said, "you acnt be beating me"
OCVI2003: raises $1 to $3
ShadeS42: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
OCVI2003: calls $1
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to OCVI2003 [Ac 8h 3c Ad 5s Qs] [Kd]
zobje said, "haha"
OCVI2003: checks
ShadeS42: bets $1
OCVI2003: calls $1
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ShadeS42: shows [2d 7h 8d Kc As 8s 2c] (Lo: K,8,7,2,A)
OCVI2003: shows [Ac 8h 3c Ad 5s Qs Kd] (Lo: Q,8,5,3,A)
OCVI2003 collected $13.90 from pot
OCVI2003 said, "lol"
ssta said, "ROFL"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $14.40 | Rake $0.50
Seat 1: jdjulie1 folded on the 4th Street
Seat 2: OCVI2003 showed [Ac 8h 3c Ad 5s Qs Kd] and won ($13.90) with Lo: Q,8,5,3,A
Seat 3: maya38 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: paspat folded on the 4th Street
Seat 5: ssta folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ShadeS42 showed [2d 7h 8d Kc As 8s 2c] and lost with Lo: K,8,7,2,A
Seat 7: zobje folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: FrenchMafia folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

NH sir.
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Old Oct 08, 2007, 7:39pm   #2
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SSTA, you got some 'splaining to do....


PokerStars Game #12511937905: Razz Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/10/08 - 15:32:51 (ET)
Table 'Ilmatar IV' 8-max
Seat 1: jdjulie1 ($1.45 in chips)
Seat 2: OCVI2003 ($43.65 in chips)
Seat 3: maya38 ($23.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Mathew82 ($34.55 in chips)
Seat 5: ssta ($65.50 in chips)
Seat 6: ShadeS42 ($89.35 in chips)
Seat 7: zobje ($30.30 in chips)
Seat 8: MANA772 ($15.45 in chips)
jdjulie1: posts the ante $0.05
OCVI2003: posts the ante $0.05
maya38: posts the ante $0.05
Mathew82: posts the ante $0.05
ssta: posts the ante $0.05
ShadeS42: posts the ante $0.05
zobje: posts the ante $0.05
MANA772: posts the ante $0.05
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to jdjulie1 [9d]
Dealt to OCVI2003 [As 2h 8s]
Dealt to maya38 [Kd]
Dealt to Mathew82 [3c]
Dealt to ssta [8d]
Dealt to ShadeS42 [Ad]
Dealt to zobje [Jh]
Dealt to MANA772 [2s]
maya38: brings in for $0.25
Mathew82: folds
ssta: calls $0.25
ShadeS42: calls $0.25
zobje: folds
MANA772: folds
jdjulie1: folds
OCVI2003: calls $0.25
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to OCVI2003 [As 2h 8s] [Ts]
Dealt to maya38 [Kd] [5s]
Dealt to ssta [8d] [5c]
Dealt to ShadeS42 [Ad] [7s]
ShadeS42: checks
OCVI2003: checks
maya38: checks
MANA772 said, "i guess is my turn to get the Q"
ssta: checks
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to OCVI2003 [As 2h 8s Ts] [4h]
Dealt to maya38 [Kd 5s] [8c]
Dealt to ssta [8d 5c] [2d]
Dealt to ShadeS42 [Ad 7s] [Jd]
ssta: bets $1
ShadeS42: folds
OCVI2003: raises $1 to $2
maya38: folds
ssta: calls $1
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to OCVI2003 [As 2h 8s Ts 4h] [3d]
Dealt to ssta [8d 5c 2d] [Qd]
OCVI2003: bets $1
ssta: calls $1
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to OCVI2003 [As 2h 8s Ts 4h 3d] [Jc]
OCVI2003: bets $1
ssta: raises $1 to $2
OCVI2003: calls $1
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ssta: shows [6d 4c 8d 5c 2d Qd 3s] (Lo: 6,5,4,3,2)
OCVI2003: shows [As 2h 8s Ts 4h 3d Jc] (Lo: 8,4,3,2,A)
OCVI2003 said, "ok"
ssta collected $10.90 from pot
OCVI2003 said, "youre distgusting"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.40 | Rake $0.50
Seat 1: jdjulie1 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: OCVI2003 showed [As 2h 8s Ts 4h 3d Jc] and lost with Lo: 8,4,3,2,A
Seat 3: maya38 folded on the 5th Street
Seat 4: Mathew82 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ssta showed [6d 4c 8d 5c 2d Qd 3s] and won ($10.90) with Lo: 6,5,4,3,2
Seat 6: ShadeS42 folded on the 5th Street
Seat 7: zobje folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MANA772 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

This was the first hand he finally admitted to getting lucky on. LOLZ! Granted, he was winning on 5th, but my draws+chance to get paid off for sure later were too appealing not to raise - even if a little risky/donkish.

Also, in fairness, going into 7th he wasn't as bad off as I thought:

[tried to copy hand simulator in here but didn't work - it was like 79/21 fwiw]

For the record, I went like 1 and 6 against ssta in the session, this being the only showdown (I think), and the one hand I won, he was drawing like 5% on 4th. That's why I'm so titly. ;)
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Old Oct 08, 2007, 8:19pm   #3
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Award for tiltiest razz player goes to me, as ssta will attest. I had trouble keeping my cool when for an hour and a half, 4th street destroyed my hand every time (but once, I believe, when I had like a23 starter anyway).

That last hand wasn't really that bad, just strange, and we're in agreement he had to see 7th. That said, 7th was pretty sick that he improved and I didnt when I had as many or more outs and the better draw and better hand.

This is a better way to deal with tlit than getting chat banned though.
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GGNH!
This was classic. Even a nit like me can appreciate the humour in this hand.
NH sir.
I played this hand like this becasuse

A) You constantly whine..err.. complain about running so bad so I tested this theory

B) You run so bad I figured I could beat you even with this hand

C) MY GOD if you didn't win something soon I was going to shoot myself rather than listen to you cyring about how bad you run and even though my roll is way less than yours it was a worthy sacrifice

D) Your whinning was putting my on tilt for pretty much the rest of the day which why I stopped playing poker from the point I left the table

E) All the above

F) None of the above

Even I can find the humour in the above post
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<Kc>this one is much closer to good advice but still introduces some unnecessary shortcuts across the grass for us to cover our boots in dog shit.
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