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Old Apr 26, 2008, 1:51am   #11
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Feel like a bum lol.

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Old Apr 26, 2008, 1:56am   #12
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Yeah, thats it but i need a 100 of them, thats 4 will count those just 96 more and dont forget ruff and squeal.


and to answer your PM, yes you do and im not kidding around.


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Old Apr 26, 2008, 1:58am   #13
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Happy? lol
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Old Apr 26, 2008, 2:12am   #14
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OK, great job you are really showing me you want this.

You're close now, all i need you to do now is pledge your allegiance to me.

Something like....

I KS, do herby pledge my allegiance to MRV,

Everything he says is correct, his advice on how to play certain hands is the one and only way to play.......(add a few lines, whatever you think of)

and you are done!!


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Old Apr 26, 2008, 2:13am   #15
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I KS, do herby pledge my allegiance to MRV,

Everything he says is correct, his advice on how to play certain hands is the one and only way to play. He has the most wisdom of any man on Earth. Because of him I am voting for Obama. I will now spread the word on all websites I visit.
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Old Apr 26, 2008, 2:17am   #16
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Cmon now, dont copy and paste....make it sincere

and GL in your play money tourny, you been playing for awhile now i see.



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Old Apr 26, 2008, 2:18am   #17
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How much do you want out of me?

I karmastrike pledge to listen to Vegas for all my days. I will vote for obama, and listen to his wise preachings. I will be his fan club, and his cheering section. I will always support you. If I don't it will be under penalty of death.

You really are making me work..

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Old Apr 26, 2008, 2:28am   #18
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Pay the guy his $5 MrV.
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Old Apr 26, 2008, 2:34am   #19
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Tried to wish you GL in the tourney Karma but couldn't chat.

So Good luck!
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<Gus>I think Id cc 2 times. I hate all options. I hate that hand. I even hate poker, sometimes.
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<Kc>this one is much closer to good advice but still introduces some unnecessary shortcuts across the grass for us to cover our boots in dog shit.
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Old Apr 26, 2008, 2:35am   #20
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Sorry, if I didn't see you, I have 64k in teh play money.
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