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Old Jun 27, 2008, 1:53pm   #21
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when you suck out on someone, or cooler them badly: "I knew you were bluffing"
when someone sucks out on you: keep quiet

when someone insults you: "hi"
if they don't stop insulting: "does your neck hurt?" - wait - "cause I smacked you up"
if they keep going: "I know it's you Jimmy, I knew it from the beginning"

when you go allin and want a call: "call"
when you go allin and want a fold: keep quiet


just some basic list here
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Old Jul 02, 2008, 10:18am   #22
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when you go allin and want a call: "call"
when you go allin and want a fold: keep quiet
I haz ur tell, I haz ur tell!
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Old Jul 02, 2008, 10:57am   #23
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Chat guide after you suck out on a whiner:

Villain: zomgbbq you play soooo bad
Villain: wttttffffffff donk
Villain: IM gonna take all you $ idiot
Hero: You do that
Hero: I'll be dicken ur girl
Hero: POW

Then close the table.

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Old Jul 05, 2008, 9:57am   #24
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I'm confused. To the OP, are you actually writing these sayings in the chatbox, or are you just saying them outloud to yourself?

Generally when I'm playing poker my wife is doing something on her computer behind me. When I stack someone for a full buy-in I turn around and tell her that making moniez in poker is easy.

What I don't do is tell her when I lose a buy-in, so she probably thinks I never lose a session and have a gagillion dollars in my poker account which I should be spending on her instead!

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I wouldn't be so quick to blame TV poker. I would wager it's something more in the neighborhood of poor upbringing / sub-par schools / eating paint chips and other various household toxins. If they didn't have poker to yell (or type) nonsensically about, they would just stand on the street corner and scream obscenities.

wow fellas ... your really saved this thread

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Old Jul 05, 2008, 2:59pm   #25
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If I stack a retard LAG lately I've been typing in "tyvm"

If I stack someone and they start in on me I just tell them:
"your money looks better under my name"
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 9:30pm   #26
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If I stack a retard LAG lately I've been typing in "tyvm"

If I stack someone and they start in on me I just tell them:
"your money looks better under my name"
Anyone who doesn't say "Just like your girlfriend looked better under me", is a failure at teh poker talking strats.
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Old Jul 06, 2008, 6:05pm   #27
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Anyone who doesn't say "Just like your girlfriend looked better under me", is a failure at teh poker talking strats.

Then I say "yup she's a transexual, you like that don't you?"
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Old Jul 07, 2008, 9:46am   #28
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Then I say "yup she's a transexual, you like that don't you?"



but back to topic : i sometimes ask them, if it´s not easier to ship the money via player to player transfer
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Old Jul 07, 2008, 1:18pm   #29
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When your infront the whole way.. "lawl fisted"

When u suckout.. "lawl fisted.. with a welders glove"

or the old favorite of.. "god i play bad".. they seem to rage harder when u agree with them..

rhughie : god i play bad

Villan : u sure do

Rhughie : i kno i agree with you

villan : then whyd u make that play

Rhughie : cause god i play bad..

See where this is going...
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Old Jul 08, 2008, 10:44am   #30
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I cracked aces yesterday in nl50. I had 88 and flop was 7 hi and they were a shortstack $24. i was out of position and I limped behind a limper villan was on button and popped it up to the standard raise.
I checked and they bet so damn small so i called.
Turn i hit gutshot and I lead out theymin raised.........I just shoved cuz I had top pair and 4 out for a str8. It wasnt my best play ever but ah oh well It wasnt huge amount I was running hot as well.
I rivered the 5 for the str8 they show aces chat coming ofcourse

Villan: omg you played that so damn bad
Hero:your an idiot I had you whole way
Villan: I had aces you moron you hit a lucky river what a fish
Hero; huh well maybe you should of raised pf retartd
Villan;wtf you talking about imade it $2.50 to go to the flop
Hero: oh ya thats right, well you shoulda raised me on the turn
Villan:OMG idiot I did raise youwent all in I had youalmost dead
Hero; you should of folded when i put u all in.Why would you call that bet with just an overpair in PL Omaha with a str8 on the board
Villan:.................
Otherplayer: Its texas hold em donk
hero:Oh chit thanks
I feel it eases the pain of the player who gets the bad beat when you totaly come of like an escaped mental patient
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