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Old Nov 11, 2009, 7:33am   #11
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MrV raises an interesting point. You're better off developing a healthy business relationship with a prostitute than maintaining a golddigging girlfriend of your own. Fuckbags should never be kept on retainer when they can be rented cheaper on a per use basis.

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Old Nov 11, 2009, 12:36pm   #12
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my girlfriend is off of her raw food diet, so we went out for hamburgers at the local bar

I want to see a picture of the hooker you can get by giving her a twelve pack of hotdogs!!!
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 12:44pm   #13
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I want to see a picture of the hooker you can get by giving her a twelve pack of hotdogs!!!
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Old Nov 11, 2009, 1:12pm   #14
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too stoopid to realise prostitute can only be used as a transitive verb too.

still, unless she's got some kind of disease, it's not a bad deal.

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Old Nov 11, 2009, 11:57pm   #15
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Darryl I detect an obvious leak in your "game". One never tells ones girlfriend or wife about a win fall or raise or about anything ones friends are doing. Here's an instructional video for you As for you and the Miller guy-he's obviously a sign even in the first photo...shame on you ;) Watch the instructional video for proper behavior displayed by Hogan towards ones friends ;)
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Old Nov 12, 2009, 12:28am   #16
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Darryl I detect an obvious leak in your "game". One never tells ones girlfriend or wife about a win fall or raise or about anything ones friends are doing. Here's an instructional video for you

As for you and the Miller guy-he's obviously a sign even in the first photo...shame on you ;) Watch the instructional video for proper behavior displayed by Hogan towards ones friends ;)

Yes, with most women it is EV+ to say that you "broke even" if you lost they'll think you're an idiot, if you win, they want their cut. In my case though, as long as I'm winning I don't get crap for playing more and more.

And yes, it's a pretty obvious cut out. I wasn't trying to hide that. Supposedly though Wendall does go to sporting events for photo ops. I'd love to get an actual picture with him, I love those ads.

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Darryl is this your girlfriend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEoGWIOuy8&NR=1
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Old Nov 19, 2009, 12:45pm   #18
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That was odd, when I clicked on the link, there was an ad for pistachio nuts with some S&M lady cracking a whip. I was like, wow she is totally into pistachios lately, but still not into the S&M, so you're half right and must have soul read her somehow. Then I noticed it was just an ad.

But anyway, no she wouldn't order a cheeseburger at a fancy restaurant like that, so I guess she must have some class too. Pretty funny though.

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Old Nov 20, 2009, 11:51am   #19
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sex is essential for living the highlife so question is:
did you get laid that night?
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Old Nov 20, 2009, 12:29pm   #20
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I didn't but there was a good reason for it. She often craves hamburgers for the iron content roughly once a month...

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