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Old Oct 06, 2010, 9:53pm   #1
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FADE IN

ON A RINGING TELEPHONE.

A hand reaches for it, bringing the receiver up to the face of GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER, a young girl, no more than sixteen. A friendly face with innocent eyes.


GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: Hello.

MAN'S VOICE (from phone): Hello.

Silence.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: Yes?

MAN: Who is this?

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: Who are you trying to reach?

MAN: What number is this?

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: What number are you trying to reach?

MAN: I don't know.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: I think you have the wrong number.

MAN: Do I?

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: It happens. Take it easy.

CLICK! She hangs up the phone. The CAMERA PULLS BACK to reveal GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER in a living room, alone. She moves from the living room to the kitchen. It's a nice house. Affluent.

The phone RINGS again.

INT. KITCHEN.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER grabs the portable phone.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: Hello.

MAN: I'm sorry. I guess I dialed the wrong number.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: So why did you dial it again?

MAN: To apologize.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: You're forgiven. Bye now.

MAN: Wait, don't hang up.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER stands in front of a sliding glass door. It's pitch black outside.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: What?

MAN: Are you happy with your long distance service?

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: Huh?

MAN: Werewolf Telecommunications will match your current provider's line rental and national call charges while offering calls to Europe for just 5c per minute and also kill you while you sleep.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER: What was that last part?

MAN: Minimum six month contract.


INT. CHURCH - NEXT MORNING.

GENERIC IDIOT VILLAGER lies serenely in a coffin as FATHER KILLCRAZY bellows off-screen. A panorama of FOURTEEN VILLAGERS is revealed at this more social than spiritual event. ANGEL and/or SEER and/or VIGILANTE watch from the back pew.

FATHER KILLCRAZY (O.S.): I blame not Generic Idiot Villager but rather a society that tells its youth that the answers are on the MTV video games. This is surely Marilyn Manson's fault for filling our children's heads full of sadistic nonsense while we were busy not paying attention to them.

FATHER KILLCRAZY finally comes into view.

FATHER KILLCRAZY: It is always a tragedy when a young girl does not live to post naked pictures of herself on the internet. Her parents didn't buy her a Sony Vaio notebook computer with built in webcam. All we have to remember her by is a blurry picture of her ass taken on her boyfriend Steve's phone, and she's wearing a thong for fuck's sake. While Steve frequently bemoaned that she never put out, we take some solace in her having known a man's touch, raped as she was by three or possibly four men in all three or possibly four holes immediately before her throat was ripped out by razor sharp fangs. And though Generic Idiot Villager was taken from us at very the moment she blossomed into womanhood, her body won't be taken from my crypt until daybreak and/or nightfall at 11pm GMT, and who's going to notice a few more bite marks on her already mutilated but still sexually acceptable corpse?

CONGREGATION stands up and begins to sing

ALL: # we promise not to post PMs or talk outside the thread,
# if we do we understand that God might make us dead.
# there will be a one hour run off if the voting ties,
# if no winner after that then the whole village dies.

# the seer has infinite picks beginning on night one,
# the vigilante is the same except he has a gun.
# the angel can save anyone for two consecutive nights,
# then he must pick someone else but fourth night is alright.

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Old Oct 06, 2010, 9:54pm   #2
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Old Oct 07, 2010, 12:32am   #3
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Old Oct 07, 2010, 1:01am   #4
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Old Oct 07, 2010, 1:04am   #6
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Old Oct 07, 2010, 2:46am   #9
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