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Old Mar 05, 2008, 6:37pm   #1
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Default card dead at micro limits? YOU CAN'T WIN

Here's why.. People either NEVER FOLD WITH NOTHING, or NEVER BET WITH THE NUTS. FUCK YOU
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Old Mar 05, 2008, 6:55pm   #2
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lol, who needs math
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Old Mar 05, 2008, 7:30pm   #3
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define card dead. it's an overused phrase which isn't defined and is only there to make people feel better because they have a reason they can point to when losing.
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Last Satarday i played micros. I was totaly card dead. Played one Table! At least 10 (in words TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN) minutes.

Poker is Rigged.... you cant win!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old Mar 05, 2008, 8:38pm   #5
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Here's why.. People either NEVER FOLD WITH NOTHING, or NEVER BET WITH THE NUTS. FUCK YOU
That doesn't sound like you Three, has someone hijacked your account?
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Old Mar 05, 2008, 10:11pm   #6
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Being card dead sucks. Get well soon.
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Old Mar 06, 2008, 4:03am   #7
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defining card dead..

* Losing dominating hands constantly
* Losing coinflips constantly
* Flopping TPTK on a monotone board OOP
* Getting called w/ AA/KK/QQ and the board pairing everytime
* Flopping a straight, raising and then the board pairs or the flush completes
* folding K4,J4,J5 for hours
* Only getting playable hands in the blinds
* Losing w/ aces against 23o, J4o
* Getting QQ against AA
* No action with big pairs
* People outdrawing you everytime they play a pot
* Missing the flop with AK,AQ,KQ,AJ

This is what I go through every session. I'm down 14 buy ins now. I want to quit.

I CANNOT READ PLAYERS THAT PLAY ANY FUCKING HAND NO MATTER HOW FUCKING MUCH I RAISE. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN WHEN YOU NEVER HIT ANY FUCKING THING EVER. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN THE CARDS ALWAYS COME FOR THEM.

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK STRATEGY DO YOU EMPLOY WHEN PEOPLE ONLY MIN RAISE OR BET THE MOTHERFUCKING POT. IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. I'M SO MOTHERFUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN IF YOU ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO. I'M CASHING THE FUCK OUT. SUCK MY DICK.
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Old Mar 06, 2008, 4:17am   #8
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Old Mar 06, 2008, 4:26am   #9
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Thanks. I'll probably play again in the future. This just isn't right for me. I don't have the patience anymore.
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Old Mar 06, 2008, 5:37pm   #10
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SUCK MY DICK.
What a serious case of tilt.
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